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September 27th, 2009
 | 11:28 am - 16. [Private to the Order] Just thought I'd check in. I've been quiet for a while. Had to go spend some time with my mum. She's a bit older, and it was her birthday. So I been helping her out.
Other than that, I haven't gotten any new names for that list of ours. Patrols have been quiet lately.
[Private] I miss my girl. But she's been taking care of her mum. Made me feel bad. I don't see my mum enough. She reminds me of that every time I see her. That woman has an amazing ability to guilt trip a man. Merlin.
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August 23rd, 2009
 | 12:32 pm - 15. Yeah, it's official. When Abeforth said "banned for life" the bastard meant it. Thought after a week, he'd cool down. I personally think it's a little harsh. What's the point of a dark dingy old bar if there's never a bar fight? Apparently the grizzly old bastard doesn't approve of fighting. He's in the wrong business, you ask me.
Never liked the Hog's Head anyway.
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August 9th, 2009
 | 05:23 pm - 14. This shit's getting too much to handle.
[Private to Doc] Oi, Doc, you know I didn't want to say anything, in case you really did have a good plan, but seriously mate... Oh hell, I don't even know what to bloody think, but the old man is getting cranky, and I'm sick of reading his rants. So knock it off, yeah?
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June 26th, 2009
 | 11:53 am - 13. [Private to Fabian] Oi, Fabian. I need a favor. Well, not me. You know that girl who works for that bakery in Diagon? Not Greta, the other girl: name's Daisy. She has a muggle exboyfriend who keeps bothing her. Seedy bloke. I don't usually get involved with stuff like this, but this girl barely has her shit together. Basically she wants to obliviate him. And that's where we need you're help.
I don't want to involve the DMLE or the Order, and you seemed like the best man for the job. Oh and if you wouldn't mind, could you keep this quiet? I don't want Emmeline to get the wrong idea. Or Moody to get involved.
[Private to Daisy] Working on your situation. Let you know when I know more.
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June 17th, 2009
 | 01:07 am - 12. Been neglectin things for some time, it seems.
So, any early predictions for this year's Quidditch season? If any of you want to make those predictions more official, just say the word.
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May 23rd, 2009
 | 01:33 am - 11. You lot are a bunch of bastards, you know that? Let a man spend two nights in the clink. What kinda friends do that?
But this ain't my first rodeo. You lot act like I never been to jail before. Got a rap sheet as long as my
Anyway, I don't bloody remember what I was put in for. They tell me I was drunk. Don't doubt that. Rest of it though... drawing a blank.
Oh and for the record, they confiscate these bloody things in jail.
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May 11th, 2009
 | 09:26 pm - 10. Alright you bastards. Tomorrow night, we're throwing down at the Leaky.
And I'm not paying for a bloody thing, seeing as I turn a year older tomorrow. So I expect rowdiness, drunken debauchery, and the pints to be flowing.
Any questions?
[Private to Emmeline] You love, are of course invited. No one else I'd rather see.
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April 16th, 2009
 | 08:52 pm - 9. This world is truly fucked up. Messin with my sales. My last client was overly cautious. Seems to think he might get blown up for no reason. So I says to him, people don't get blown up every bloody day. Rare, that. Besides, I don't trade in explosives. Only just got him to deal. Shame.
[Private to Emmeline] How you holding up?
[Private to Doc & Elle] Trinity. All I'm saying.
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March 31st, 2009
 | 07:16 pm - 8. [Private to Emmeline]
I was wondering, love, if you would be opposed to a date this Friday? Know a place in Camden Town I could take you for dinner, if you're interested. Been a while since I've seen you around the Leaky Cauldron.
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March 14th, 2009
 | 10:48 pm - 7. [Private to Doc]
Hot young thing. In my bed. Last weekend. Read it and weep, brother.
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March 7th, 2009
 | 09:16 pm - 6. [Private to Emmeline]
You ready to make a trade, love? If so, you're welcome to come over tomorrow afternoon, say around five? You need the address again it's 200 Camden High St.
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March 1st, 2009
 | 01:24 pm - 5. My flat needs cleaning. In a bad way. Say Elle, you're a girl, right? Know any good cleaning spells? Probably have my balls for that All I'm saying is I need help. I'll throw in a few pints.
And Doc, you still owe me drinks. This week. And no "I got blown up" excuses this time. Sides, I need your advice on something.
[Private] Hope I didn't completely destroy my chances. Emmeline's bloody gorgeous, but can't botch up business, can I? Least there's the chance for a second meetin. Far too long since I been laid.
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February 6th, 2009
 | 09:25 pm - 4. Hey you lot, check in, will you?
Doc, Elle, Alice, Frank, Fabian, DAMMIT, I can't keep track of who works for the bloody Ministry.
Doc damn you, we were supposed to go for drinks tonight. You better have just forgotten.
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January 21st, 2009
 | 10:05 pm - 3. [Private to Doc & Elle] Attention Doc & Elle: Poker, my place, 7 o'clock Friday. I'll provide the beer if Doc brings pizza and Elle brings those Cubans she was bragging about.
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January 10th, 2009
 | 10:31 am - 2. Just an announcement for any who are confused. I'm a businessman, right? And I do NOT sell bad merchandise. And I don't preciate people driving away customers. No room for refunds in my line of work, is there?
So if any of you lot need anything, you just feel free to owl me, Mundungus Fletcher, or write up an inquiry in one of these journal things.
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December 28th, 2008
 | 09:53 pm - 1. Now this is an interesting book, one I don't mind reading. Never thought I'd be one to follow gossip. Proven me wrong, hasn't it? Glad I knicked picked one up. This is better than the Daily Prophet to read on the toilet, isn't it?
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